I've been a web entrepreneur ever since I was a kid. I have thought of, built, co-founded, developed, designed, burned, destroyed, perrished, grown, fastened, optimized lots of Web-based businesses and one offline business (still a newbie there).
I know a bit of HTML, PHP, C++, Pascal. I sometimes program for fun
Unlike everyone else who knows me, I tend to think of myself as a talented singer. The shower is not my favorite audience but I usually perform there because it pays well
Billionaire college graduate sounds cool too.